O'Reilly's law of the kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Lieberman's law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since
nobody
listens.
Denniston's law: Virtue is its own punishment.
Gold's law: If the shoe fits, its ugly.
Conway's law: In any organization, there will always be one person
who knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
Finster's law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Lynch's law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Muir's law: When we try to separate anything out by itself, we
find
it hitched to everything else in the universe.
Glyme's formula for success: The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
Mason's first law of synergism: The one day you'd sell your
birthright for something, birthrights are a glut.
Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately
explained by stupidity.
Handy guide to modern science: If it's green or wriggles, it's
biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work,
it's physics.
Green's law of debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what
you're talking about.
Stewart's law of retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than
permission.
First rule of history: History doesn't repeat itself, historians
merely repeat each other.
Oliver's law of location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Harrison's postulate: For every action, there is an equal and
opposite criticism.
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