Sunday, January 30, 2011
to find this tiny creature napping on your
couch with your dog?
Guess who came home for dinner?
It followed this beagle home, right through
the doggy door This happened in Maryland
recently. The owner came home to find the
visitor had made himself right at home..
This hit the 6 o'clock news big time.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
If you are running Microsoft Security Essentials, it's now version 2.0. Get it here:
Microsoft Security Essentials 2.0 runs on XP SP2 and SP3; Vista Gold, SP1 and SP2; and Windows 7. The only thing to watch out for is is you run the 32bit or 64 bit versions of Vista or Windows 7. You can check this by looking in Start > Computer > System Properties. Under System, you'll see System Type and the Operating System will tell you there.
Monday, January 10, 2011
. . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money -
fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No.” Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said:
“Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”
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