The older I get, the better I was!!!???
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave
myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not
in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving
the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not
to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst
through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her
theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I
had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the
most difficult call of all . "Honey," I stammered. I always call her
"honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but
then I hard her voice. "Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get
She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
stolen your car."
Yep it's getting like that; The golden years.