The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time
I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope
and send it to someone. -Jan King
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do
what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and
your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.