> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
> Golden Retriever:
> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
> us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
> Border Collie:
> Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
> You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
> Make me.
> Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
> Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
> Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
> Jack Russell Terrier:
> I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
> I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
> finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
> Cocker Spaniel:
> Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
> Doberman Pinscher:
> While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
> Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
> Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark!
> Yo quiero Taco Bulb!
> Irish Wolfhound:
> Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
> I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
> It isn't moving. Who cares?
> Australian Shepherd:
> First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
> Old English Sheep Dog:
> Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
> Hound Dog:
> Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
> question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?