Monday, January 16, 2012

Rules of Internet Trolling

Rule #1 of Internet trolling: Excessive use of F word makes you look hardcore.

Rule #2 of Internet trolling: Be anonymous. Clip art avatar recommended, something to suggest toughness.

Rule #3 of Internet trolling: Don't attempt if you have a girlfriend. Girls do not, as a rule of nature, find this "hot."

Rule #4 of Internet trolling: Bring extra Funyuns for sustenance while slogging long hours in your mom's basement.

Rule #5 of Internet trolling: After engaging target with f bombs/death threats/aggression, complain when you receive negative attn.

Rule #6 of Internet trolling: Misspell things and use bad grammar because you spent too much time crafting tuff image.

via @DLoesch and her wonderful Twitter feed.

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