Fl Govt agent : I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Business man : Well, there's 10 employees who's been with me for 3 years. I pay them $400.00 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
Fl Govt agent : That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.
Business man : That would be me.