The Prime Directive
What it REALLY means
(To the tune of
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious")
(Chorus)
To boldly go where none has
gone, that is the task before us.
Even though the major
networks seem to have ignored us.
We've been around for quite a
while, and all the fans adore us.
I wish we'd get a decent
script, the novelty will floor us.
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The first rule taught at Star
Fleet is that we don't interfere
Because we'll warp new cultures,
and we'll get them hooked on beer.
We know how to get 'round
this rule, wherever we may go.
'Cause we auction off the
broadcast rights for all repeats they show.
(Chorus)
The second rule at Star Fleet
is that you should be above
The feelings when a sexy
alien wants to make love.
Of course there exceptions,
like the 'Cap' and 'Number One'.
'Cause we all know sex
assures that high ratings will be won.
(Chorus)
The third rule taught at Star
Fleet is that violence doesn't win
And if you should destroy
life forms, you made a mortal sin.
But that won't stop us from
revenge on those who are the worst
We'll beam off ol' Luxwanna,
with her molecules dispersed.
(Chorus)
I'm now a captain of my own
and now I understand
That rules that have been
carved in stone and lies go hand in hand
I've broke the rules a
thousand times, I feel like such a jerk
But I'll never break the
record of the famous James T. Kirk
(Chorus)
(fade)
Author unknown, (for obvious
reasons)
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