Monday, June 13, 2022

Headlines

 WOMEN SHOT IN CITY.  BULLET IS IN HER YET

.....what is her yet?

The trouble is,  is that some of us have possibly taught the people who wrote these headlines  - - -HHmmmm!!

  


 

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say? 

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.   


 


I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.   

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

      No crap, really? Ya think? 

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  

       Now that's taking things a bit far! 

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  

       What a guy!   

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

 No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  

See if that works any better than a fair trial! 

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War Dims Hope for Peace  

 I can see where it might have that effect! 

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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

   Ya think?! 

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  

      Who would have thought! 

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Enfield (  London  ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide   

They may be on to something! 

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  

      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  

     He probably IS the battery charge! 

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  

Weren't they fat enough?! 

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  

That's what he gets for eating those beans! 

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  

       Do they taste like chicken?

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     Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half  

       Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  

       Boy, are they tall! 

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And the winner is....  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  

   

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