Monday, January 19, 2015

Texting requires concentration!!

A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“Harry, I am so sorry as I have been riddled with guilt and I have to confess to you that I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you are not around ...  in fact, more than you. 
I do not get it at home but that is no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincere apologies with my promise that it will never happen again.”
Harry was anguished and felt betrayed, so he went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and shot his wife dead.
A few minutes later another text arrived from his neighbor saying,
“This bloody auto speller.   I meant wifi, not wife.......”

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