Wednesday, September 24, 2014
A psych major and a law student walk into a library.
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asks a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replies in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All of the students in the library start staring at the guy. He became very embarrassed and moved quietly to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy and says with a laugh: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responds in a very loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!".
All of the students in the library look at the girl in shock. The guy then whispers to her: "I study law and I know how to screw people.".