Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Joke Time at the Asylum

DAD AT THE MALL

I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We
decided to grab a bite at the food
court.. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The
teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him
staring every time. When the teenager
had had enough, he sarcastically
asked,"What's the matter, old man?
Never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my
food so that I would not choke on his
response, knowing he would have a good
one, and in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response: "Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. Was just
wondering if you were my son."

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