Warnings

ON HAIR DRYER INSTRUCTIONS:

* Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BLOW DRYER DRYER:

* Do not use while showering or bathing

ON BACK OF A BAG OF FRITOS® CORN CHIPS:

* You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON PACKAGE FOR BAR OF DIAL® SOAP:

* Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON FROZEN DINNER PACKAGE:

* Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:

* Product fits one head.

ON FROZEN TIRIMISU DESERT:

* Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON BOX OF BREAD PUDDING:

* Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR AN ELECTRIC IRON:

* Do not iron clothes on body

ON CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE:

* Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL® (A SLEEP AID):

* Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KITCHEN KNIFE MADE IN KOREA:

* WARNING! Keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MADE IN CHINA:

* For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:

* Not to be used for the other use

ON JAR OF PEANUTS:

* Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:

* Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

And finally...

ON SIDE OF CHAINSAW:

* Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.