Cat Haiku

Going through OLD files, none of these are mine. Nor would I wish to take credit for some of these....

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.