ON HAIR DRYER
INSTRUCTIONS:
* Do not use
while sleeping.
ON A BLOW DRYER
DRYER:
* Do not use
while showering or bathing
ON BACK OF A BAG
OF FRITOS® CORN CHIPS:
* You could be a
winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON PACKAGE FOR
BAR OF DIAL® SOAP:
* Directions: Use
like regular soap.
ON FROZEN DINNER
PACKAGE:
* Serving
suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED
SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
* Product fits
one head.
ON FROZEN
TIRIMISU DESERT:
* Do not turn
upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON BOX OF BREAD
PUDDING:
* Product will be
hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR
AN ELECTRIC IRON:
* Do not iron
clothes on body
ON CHILDREN'S
COUGH MEDICINE:
* Do not drive
car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL® (A
SLEEP AID):
* Warning: may
cause drowsiness
ON A KITCHEN
KNIFE MADE IN KOREA:
* WARNING! Keep
out of children
ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS MADE IN CHINA:
* For indoor or
outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE
FOOD PROCESSOR:
* Not to be used
for the other use
ON JAR OF
PEANUTS:
* Warning:
contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN
AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
* Instructions:
open packet, eat nuts.
And finally...
ON SIDE OF
CHAINSAW:
* Do not attempt
to stop chain with your hands.
