Friday, February 14, 2020

How to transfer pictures from your iPhone / iPad to your Windows computer


How to transfer pictures from your iPhone / iPad to your Windows computer

11)      Have the device on the Home screen
22)      Plug in the cable to the device and the computer
33)      Wait for Windows to connect to the device, either with the USB connect sound or installing drivers if this is the first you’ve connected the phone to the computer
44)      If File Explorer doesn’t open, click on the File Explorer icon in the Taskbar or type File Explorer in the Start a search field next to the Start button
55)      Look in the list on the left column for a device named “Apple iPhone / iPad” or the name of your device. (My iPhone5 is named Mary Jackson.)
66)      Left click on the device
77)      Double left click on Internal Storage
88)      Double left click on the DCIM folder
99)      Double click on the Apple100 folder (there may be multiple folder, and may need to check each folder for files)
110)  If the icons are small, change the View (fourth tab at the top of the window) to Extra large icons
111)  To select photos, there are a few ways:
A)     Select a single photo by clicking on it once to highlight, then right click for the menu to copy (leave the in the original location and place a file in the new location) or cut (remove the file from the original location and place it in the new location)
B)     Press CTRL and A at the same time to select all the files in the windows and them copy or cut them.
C)     Press CTRL and then click on each file you want to copy or cut.  If you need to scroll for more files, release the CTRL key, scroll, then press the CTRL button again
D)     Press SHIFT, then click on the first file you want to copy or cut, then click on the last file you want to copy or cut (again release the SHIFT key if you need to scroll down for more files) and the click on the last file to select all the files between
112)  Then click on the Picture folder in the left column and navigate to the folder that the pictures need to be in, or create a new folder
113)  Create a new folder by click on the folder icon at the top left, or right-clicking in a blank are of the window and clicking on New, then Folder and naming the folder, press Enter and then right-click and select Paste from the menu.  Or, just right-click and select Paste from the menu
114)  At the bottom of the window, when a file is selected, the status should say how many files have been selected, “51 items selects 102MBs” for example
115)  Two windows can be open at the same time for each folder, one for the device and another for the target location
116)  If two windows are open, files can be clicked and dragged across to the target folder or back to the device
117)  When finished, right-click on the USB icon, if present, in the lower right of the Taskbar, and the left click on the device to disconnect it.  If it is not there, wait until all operations (such as moving files) are complete, wait a few seconds, then unplug the device
118)  When cutting or copying files, a status window will be on the screen, when the operation is done, this windows will close automatically and any files that were pasted will still be highlighted until the mouse is clicked in a file
119)  The files can then be uploaded to a web site, or attached to an email
220)  When finished, close any windows that aren’t needed

Sunday, February 02, 2020

Oh so punny


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  
   cid:950C5C8C8DE5459A9B60F69275B66159@OwnerPC   but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.
 
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,  
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, 
 
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
 
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  
but that was too exhausting. 


5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, 
 
but just didn't have the thyme. 


6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, 
 
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard. 


7. My best job was a Musician, 
 

but eventually found
 I wasn't noteworthy.
 

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, 
 
cid:FE0AF3CDABEF4DBFAFC498770D1855D5@OwnerPC     but didn't have any patience. 


9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. 
 
   Tried hard but just didn't fit in.


10. I became a Professional Fisherman, 
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but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 


11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
 Company, 
       but the work was just too draining.


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, 
    
but they said I wasn't fit for the job..  


13. After many years of trying to find steady work, 
 
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
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but had to quit because it was the same old grind.    

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 
  cid:AB61F5636E364C5E90BECF4CCFE95B0D@OwnerPC
...AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Life On The Front Porch

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.”

The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”

And God said that it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”

The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”

And God again said that it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”

But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay? “

“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch.

Sunday, January 05, 2020

Some Quotes

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
 
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
 
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain
 
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
 
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
 
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
 
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
 
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
 
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
 
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
 
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
 
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
 
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Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
 
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
 
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
 
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
 
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
 
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
 
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
 
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
 
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The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out.

Thursday, January 02, 2020

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Be Careful What You Wish For

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud.""So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."

Monday, December 09, 2019

Sunday, July 07, 2019

Repairs?

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back
"Gently pour some warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back
"Computer really messed up now."