via @CherylWroteIt on Twitter.
Well Mohammed, we can look at it in a different way:
God is almighty. He is omnipresent, which means he is not only everywhere, but everywhere across time and space. So several thousand years ago, God approached Abraham and told him to go to the land that is now Israel, and that his children will build a nation that God has chosen for the Jews. But here is where your excruciatingly limited intellect misinterpreted this message. God is able to see deep and far into the future, and God already knew that mankind was still just an animal and that mankind’s habitual instincts was conquer and survive. God knew that while Jews remained scattered and in minority, they would be defenseless against the habitual violence mankind inherently brought upon humanity. So he wanted to ensure that Jews would have a desert land that they could turn into one filled with greenery and trees and… life. God then also knew that around 560AD, a sick demented and unhinged man with less intelligence than dust mites, an unquenchable thirst for blood, a psychologically unstable god-complex, and a penchant for very young boys, girls and animals would be born and would grow up to plagiarize the true word of God and create a death cult. God knew that this total imbecile would find a group of people even dumber than him who would follow him. God knew that these people were so ridiculously stupid that they would be eternally cursed to wander the Earth killing everyone who was smarter than them (which wasn’t limited to humans as even the aforementioned dust mites trump these people in intellect) so as to ensure that only stupid people would roam the world. God knew that the Jews would quickly become the prime target of this man’s death cult because even the decaying foreskin of a Jewish baby’s penis months after being snipped was still smarter than the entire death cult combined. So he gave them the land of Israel where in 1948, after nearly 2000 years of persecution and nearly 1400 years of massacres and pogroms at the hands of this death cult that was dumber than primordial soup, the Jews would return and build the strongest of armies to finally be able to defend their people against this insanely psychopathic and obscenely stupid death cult. So you see Mohammed, we don’t believe we are ethnically superior. We just weren’t created as thick as a rotting planks of wood like you lot. We have demonstrated wherever we have existed across time that we use our God-given intelligence to create, to turn lifeless desert into green pastures and to turn malaria infested swamplands into clean clear lakes teeming with life. And compared to you guys, look at what you’ve achieved. Every Islamist state is like a movie set… of a scene from a major natural disaster. We turned desert into Tel Aviv. You turn a Tel Aviv into a disease-infested refugee camp and desert. Where we live, trees grow. Where you live even the trees run away. You’re a walking breathing war crime and natural disaster. While Jews have been hit by thousands of terror attacks just in the last 25 years, you guys have committed no less than 44,000 terror attacks. In fact no other demographic of people has committed these terror attacks. None. It’s just you guys. So Mohammed, it’s not ethnic superiority. It’s just the fact that we create life. We exist to live and improve life for all of God’s creations. We have brought so many wonderful inventions of medicine, science, language, arts, culture, cuisine, and… hope. You’ve have brought the world terror. You exist to destroy all of God’s creations because perhaps you just hate God and resent him for the fact that you’re just stupid. We will always fight for the right to exist, for everyone, against those who fight to bring only death and destruction. That’s the difference Mohammed. Perhaps it’s time for you to stop, and be a part of life. Death isn’t an achievement. Life is. So join us. Stop the death. Be human.
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