The Resurrection

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon before the whole congregation.  He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same

time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very

dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

 

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a

resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call

the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the

service to continue.