Christmas Cookies... :

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:


 1 Cup Water
 1 Tsp Baking Soda
 1 Cup Sugar
 1 Tsp Salt
1 Cup Brown Sugar
 4 Large Eggs
 1 Cup Nuts
 2 Cups Dried Fruit
 1 Bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo,
Sample the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one Level
 Cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in
 a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
 point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
 cup,,, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and
 add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging
 fruit off the floor.


 . . Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters,
 just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
 tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a
 sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
 your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
 you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try
not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
 the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to
 put the stove in the wishdasher.

Merry Christmas!