Sunday, May 22, 2022

The Central Coast Quilt Shop Tour is June 3 - 5

 The General Scoop...

Come enjoy our Central Coast! The Central Coast Quilt Shops
invite you to explore the tour image Central  Coast by participating in the Central Coast Quilt Shop Tour, June 3 - 5.

Hours for the Tour are Friday/Saturday 9am - 6pm and Sunday 10am - 4pm

The theme for this year is "It's a Party on the Central Coast!" Within that theme our twist on it is "Big Girl Panty Party!"

If you've never participated in the Quilt Shop Tour, you're missing out on a LOT OF FUN! This is a three day event where quilters travel from participating shop to shop to qualify for exciting prizes given away at each shop and by the group as a whole.

The route runs from Ventura to Paso Robles but you can start your trek at any shop within the nine participating shops. At the first shop you visit, pick up your FREE Standard Passport and have it stamped to show that you have visited that shop.

While you're there, be sure to complete an entry blank for a chance to win the daily door prize basket given by that shop. Each shop gives away a door prize on each day of the Tour. When visiting each shop you will also receive a custom collectable embroidered patch (Only one per customer).

The GRAND PRIZE WINNER will receive a $1500 Gift Certificate to use at any of the 9 Tour Shops! You can split your winnings among the shops however you like, and use toward a sewing machine, fabric, notions, or anything else that catches your eye!

20 LUCKY FINISHERS WIN A Box of Assorted Aurifil Threads and... Everyone completing a passport will receive a special gift!

To be eligible for the prizes Grand Prize and Aurifil Threads Prizes you must be 16 years old and have your passport stamped at all 9 Quilt Shops. There will be a special drawing for partipants 15 years of age and under with completed passports.

We'll see you at the Central Coast Quilt Shop Tour!


Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Banned From Argo - Leslie Fish

 When we pulled into Argo Port in need of R & R

The crew set out investigating every joint and bar
We had high expectations of their hospitality
But found too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we

And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

Our captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex
We found him with five partners each of a different world and sex
The shore police were on the way -- we had no second chance
We beamed him up in the nick of time in the remnants of his pants

And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew
He outdrank seven space marines and a demolition crew

The navigator didn't win but he outdrank almost all
And now they've got a shuttlecraft on the roof of city hall

And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green
And hauled into an alley where he suffered things obscene
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear
Except he somehow taught the bridge computer how to swear


And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar
Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to cause pon farr
She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart
And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart


And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Our lady of communications won a ship-wide bet
By getting into the planet's main communications net
Now every time someone calls up on an Argo telescreen
The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen


And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

Our Doctor loves Humanity; his private life is quiet
The Shore Police arrested him for inciting whores to riot
We found him in the city jail, locked on and beamed him free-
Intact except for hickeys and six kinds of VD


And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

Our Helmsman loves exotic plants; the plants all love him too
He took some down on leave with him and we wondered what they'd do
'Til the planetary governor called and swore upon his life
That a gang of plants entwined his house and then seduced his wife!


And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
A gang of pirates landed, and nobody seemed to care
They stamped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there
Half our crew was busy there, and invited them to play
But the pirates only looked at us, and turned and ran away


And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

Our crew is Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride
And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide
We're sorry about the wreckage and the riots and the fuss;
At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us!

And we're banned from Argo, every one
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Argo doesn't want us anymore

...Wonder why?

Wednesday, May 04, 2022

Elite Dangerous Ships - Names, Class, Mission

 

Elite Dangerous Ships

Name                         ID-Plate           Class               Mission            Paint

Sister to the Night           MCMCAR            Beluga                 Cargo                    Mil Earth Red

Sister to the Rain              MCM805              Beluga                Combat AX         Vibrant Purple

Sister to the Stars            MCM003              Beluga                  Passenger           United Yellow

Hello Kitty                      FBV001                 Beluga                  Passenger           United Purple

Badtz-Maru                    FBV003                 Beluga                  Combat H            Tact Graphite

Della’s Defiance            FBV001                 Orca                       Exploration         Mil Earth Red

Sister to the Skies          FVB002                 Orca                       Passenger          

Hoku’s Hope                  EV-002                  Dolphin                  Exploration        

Lucky Star                     GAL002                 Viper IV                Combat               Vibrant Red

Skyrider                         FBVEXP                  Anaconda            Exploration         Tact Ice

Haulin’ Sass                    FBV929                 Type-10                Cargo                    Azure


My ships in Elite Dangerous as of the date of posting, subject to change.

More info can be found at the link below:

https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Ships

Monday, May 02, 2022

Tech Teach - May 2022

Tech Teach – May 2022

You got a Tablet, SmartPhone!  What now?

                Congratulations on your new mobile device.  What a wonder you hold in your hand.  With a tablet, you can check your email, search the web for information, read books, and so much more.  If you got a smartphone, you can make phone calls and send text messages (which might include attaching a photo).

                But there’s so much more you can do.  With an Android or Apple device, and the options from Amazon’s Kindle line, you download and install various apps (short for applications, small, mostly simple programs).

                With the Google Play Store and the Apple App Store, you can search for various types of apps.

                Including, but not limited to: streaming audio and video, content creation, games, scanner radio, emergency, science, weather info, and more.

                The majority of apps are free, some have in-app charges, others have upfront costs.  They are usually very reasonable, being about a dollar.

                For an Apple device, you may have to give the App Store your Apple ID / iCloud account password.  Google Play Store has no restriction that I’m aware of, but will ask for payment information, like a credit card.  You can tap to skip this.

                Any of the apps mentioned below can be searched for by tapping the magnifying glass icon (usually at the top right) and typing the name _or_ you can tap the microphone and just speak the name aloud in a normal voice.  Trust me, it’ll hear you.

                These apps can be organized by type.  A long press and hold, then you can drag the app icon off the screen and to the right to a “new” screen.

 For example, I have screens with all my audio apps: Radio stations (KVEC, KUSC), Zoom (free video calling), FM radio, Scanner Radio, Spotify (free music), iHeartRadio (more free radio statons), TuneIn Radio (again more free radio stations), InTo Tomorrow (long running show on computers and technology), BBC News.

Then a screen with video apps:  Pluto TV, Plex, YouTube, Peacock (NBC Network’s streaming app), Tubi, DISH Anywhere (if you have DISH Network), VLC (for watching downloaded videos), and various TV stations with apps, such as: KTLA, KABC, KNBC, KCBS, and FOX 11 LA.

Finally, a third screen with other apps.  There’s an app for Domino’s (you can order pizza right from your smart device!), a giant stopwatch (so I can read the numbers!), an app to test my internet speed, and the apps that came with my Lenovo table.

You can organize your apps by doing the long hold and drag, and then dropping like apps on each other to create a folder, then give that folder a name.  Just like in Windows.  These folders can moved around the same way. (Some systems even offer different colors to help make the folders different.)

On my main screen, sometimes call the Home screen, I have folders for Productivity (things like Google Docs and Polaris Office), Science (NASA, Stellarium, Zooniverse, Sky Tonight, and a Calculator).

You can even, should you feel that it’s okay, your banking from your phone or tablet.  Talk to your financial institution if this is an option for your needs.

One of the best things I even did with any of my tablets was get the Kindle app.  With your Amazon account, you can buy books and read those just about anywhere.  Your current book will be downloaded to your device.  Others will be downloaded as needed.  There are thousands of free books.  My favorites are the MegaPack books.  Out of print novellas and short stories packed up into anthologies for 99 cents.  Which makes it nice to be able to read science fiction stories I’d otherwise never see.

The only problem comes with older devices that run an out of date version of Android or iOS.  The app will let you know when you download it.  Sometimes, the Apple App Store will ask if you are okay with downloading an older version.  In most cases, apps that won’t need personal info (like a streaming audio app), would be okay.

This is far from a comprehensive list of the thousands upon thousands of apps out there.

Just from Google, there are apps for email, contacts, writing, maps, storing data, photos, web browser, and more.  You can keep in touch with people not just by making a phone call or sending a text, but by using Zoom, Skype, Discord, Twitch Twitter, Facebook.  And then the games: from casual games like Candy Crush Saga and Energy, to space ships and racing car games.  The possibilities are endless.

Plus, your device has a camera.  And if it’s less than three or four years old, or it’s an Apple device, it’s probably a pretty good one.  Just tap the Camera icon, then tap the shutter icon.  Depending on the camera, you might need to hold still, or hold on the subject for a second or two.  The default should be the highest resolution, but if the device is short on storage (8 or 16GBs), or you have a “real” camera, you might want to reduce the resolution in the settings.  Settings vary from operating system and even devices, you might need to press buttons to find the setting to change resolution.  If you end up somewhere you don’t recognize, just hit the HOME button and start over.

Also, there are apps that offer more options to increase the functionality of your camera.  A couple that I’ve tried, and haven’t uninstalled, is CameraMX and Pixtica.  They do have some in-app purchases.  Mostly, I just use the stock camera app and let that do its thing.