12 Commandments for seniors...1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."6 - "On time" is when you get there.7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.10 - Growing old should have taken longer.11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.
And one more: "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
