Thursday, February 28, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Computer America line up for the week of Feb 25, 2013
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Monday, February 18, 2013
Computer America for the week of February 18, 2013
Monday
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Hour one: CarMD. The mission of CarMD is to empower consumers and the vehicle market by providing them with the tools and information needed to make educated decisions about vehicle health and maintenance. Their products employ the latest technologies that help everyone access and decipher vehicle diagnostic information using simple, quick and accurate methods.uses the same sophisticated technology your mechanic uses, but was designed for everyone to use. It does not matter whether you know a lot about cars or don't have a clue. Just plug it into your car and then plug it into your computer for total diagnostics, costs and more!
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Hour one: CarMD. The mission of CarMD is to empower consumers and the vehicle market by providing them with the tools and information needed to make educated decisions about vehicle health and maintenance. Their products employ the latest technologies that help everyone access and decipher vehicle diagnostic information using simple, quick and accurate methods.uses the same sophisticated technology your mechanic uses, but was designed for everyone to use. It does not matter whether you know a lot about cars or don't have a clue. Just plug it into your car and then plug it into your computer for total diagnostics, costs and more!
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Monday ---------- Hour two: Chris Cope is the CEO of SlimWare Utilities and he is here every month as our Chief Technology Correspondent! Every month, Chris discusses the latest Computer Technology and new items that enhance your computing experience. And remember that SlimWare Utilities maintains your PC, keeps it running smoothly and keeps it running as fast as it was when it was new! You can update drivers, make Image backups while preserving your documents and so much more! With SlimWare Utilities, you do it all and do it for FREE!! |
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Tuesday ---------- Both Hours: Linux Show. Every third Tuesday of the month, we have an all Linux show! Joining Craig and Ben once again is Larry Bushey, the Creator and host of the "Going Linux Podcast." Please join us! |
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Wednesday ---------- Hours one and two: Michael Miller. Mike is one of Computer America's Special Correspondents. Michael Miller is a proven and successful non-fiction writer on a variety of technical, business, and lifestyle-related topics. He has written more than 100 books in the last two decades that have collectively sold more than one million copies. His best-selling books include The Ultimate Web Marketing Guide, YouTube for Business, and Facebook for Grown-Ups for Que Publishing. He has established a reputation for being able to explain difficult concepts to everyday readers in easy-to-understand language. |
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Thursday ---------- Both Hours: Charles Tendell. Charles is a Certified Ethical Hacker and one of our Computer America Correspondents! |
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Friday ---------- Hour one: iolo Technologies! Join iolo as they introduce their newest version of System Mechanic! Wait until you hear what they've got coming at you! Repairing your computer was never this easy! |
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Friday ---------- Hour two: Apple aficionado and Computer America Correspondent Gene Steinberg joins us to speculate on Apple's upcoming iWatch and more! Plus we may even talk a little Sci-Fi and weird happenings in the world. Was that REALLY an asteroid that passed nearby this week or was it something else?! |
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Saturday ---------- Both hours: On BlogTalkRadio this Saturday, joining us is Computer America's Gamer Correspondent - Grayson Hamilton. Grayson is pursuing a career in video game journalism. Tonight we talk about computer games and the latest news regarding gaming software and hardware! Topics include the upcoming Game titles for 2013! Don't miss this one! |
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Computers of The Future!
"Where
a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes
and perhaps weigh 1 ton."
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Computer America Linup for the week of Feb 11, 2013
Monday
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Hour one: Rentacomputer.com is one of the nation's largest computer rental companies. Their Tech Travel Agents are here to assist you! Your Tech Travel Agent will handle all your IT computer technology rental requirements, anywhere - for any length of time...daily, weekly, monthly, even yearly rates are available!
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Hour one: Rentacomputer.com is one of the nation's largest computer rental companies. Their Tech Travel Agents are here to assist you! Your Tech Travel Agent will handle all your IT computer technology rental requirements, anywhere - for any length of time...daily, weekly, monthly, even yearly rates are available!
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Monday ---------- Hour two: Craig and Ben do Computer and Technology News and answer your computer questions! |
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Tuesday ---------- Both Hours: It's Gamer Tuesday! Joining us is Computer America's Gamer Correspondent - Grayson Hamilton. Grayson is pursuing a career in video game journalism. Tonight we talk about computer games and the latest news regarding gaming software and hardware! Topics include the newly released Halo4 and Dishonored! Please join us! |
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Wednesday ---------- Both Hours: Sandy Berger. Sandy is our Consumer Electronics Expert Correspondent on Computer America. She talks about the latest technology gadgets and trends in the industry with us. You don't want to miss this show! |
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Thursday ---------- Hour one: Chris Cope is the CEO of SlimWare Utilities and he is here every month as our Chief Technology Correspondent! Every month, Chris discusses the latest Computer Technology and new items that enhance your computing experience. And remember that SlimWare Utilities maintains your PC, keeps it running smoothly and keeps it running as fast as it was when it was new! You can update drivers, make Image backups while preserving your documents and so much more! With SlimWare Utilities, you do it all and do it for FREE!! |
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Thursday ---------- Hour two: Craig and Ben do Computer and Technology News and answer your computer questions! |
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Friday ---------- Hour one: Todd Miller. Todd is the CEO of gwabbit.com. His new book, "Going Virtual" makes the case that, in the "new normal" economy of the 21st century, traditional offices are luxuries that businesses can no longer afford. The book cites the costs to business, the country, and the planet of maintaining offices. Join us! |
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Friday ---------- Hour two: TC-Helicon is the only pro audio company 100% dedicated to providing creativity and control to singers. At TC-Helicon they truly believe that the voice is the world's most beautiful instrument. They don't mean to degrade other beautiful instruments, but the singing voice is the anthropological source for all things melodic. All this knowledge and experience is used to design products respecting and empowering the modern vocalist. Their products focus on removing barriers and inspiring creativity in performance. That's why their products range from near-field personal vocal monitors to floor-based vocal multi-effects pedals. |
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Saturday ---------- Both hours: On BlogTalkRadio this Saturday, Sandy Berger. Sandy is our Consumer Electronics Expert Correspondent on Computer America. She talks about the latest technology gadgets and trends in the industry with us. You don't want to miss this show! Join us! |
Friday, February 08, 2013
Time for a new hearing aid:
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to
Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't
you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
Rules are Rules:
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said,
'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I
would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the
restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally
said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you
love? You know, the one that's red and has
thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
This could be me, right now... Part 2:
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said,
'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I
would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the
restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally
said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you
love? You know, the one that's red and has
thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
This could be me, right now.....
Couple in their
nineties are both having
problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them
that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man
gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he
asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice
cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too.
Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl
of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll
forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it
down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -
I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20
minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands
his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a
moment.
'Where's my toast?'
'Where's my toast?'
Tuesday, February 05, 2013
Puns for Educated Minds
1.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2.
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5.
No matter how much you push the envelope,
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2.
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5.
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
6.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
7.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
10.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
15.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.
16.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17.
A backward poet writes inverse.
18.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .
21.
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
22.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
23.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
24.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says,'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
6.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
7.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
10.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
15.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.
16.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17.
A backward poet writes inverse.
18.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .
21.
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
22.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
23.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
24.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says,'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
Monday, February 04, 2013
Computer America for the week of February 4, 2013
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